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Posted by If You Can't Beat 'Em, ASBO'Em on Jan 04, 2008 10:04 am

148 comments, latest by סטרמי Stormi at 1:24 pm 1/5

#1 If You Can't Beat 'Em, ASBO'Em at 10:05 am on Jan 04, 2008

Get a load of the nice things he has to say about the Baptist, born-again preacher.

#2 solus rex at 10:10 am on Jan 04, 2008

Conveniently ignoring the "fags bad" part of Huckster's agenda.

#3 Frank IBC at 10:12 am on Jan 04, 2008

He should be ASBO'ed on his own threads. That would be funny.

#4 Frank IBC at 10:14 am on Jan 04, 2008

a Democrat who is the most articulate credible African-American candidate for the presidency in history

#5 solus rex at 10:16 am on Jan 04, 2008

#4 Frank IBC

a Democrat who is the most articulate credible African-American candidate for the presidency in history


Setting the bar awfully low, innit.

#6 Throbert McGee at 10:19 am on Jan 04, 2008

I don't agree that he's "saying nice things" about Huckabee -- only that he's avoiding saying bad things while he holds his moistened finger in the air to see which way the wind is blowing.

#7 solus rex at 10:33 am on Jan 04, 2008

As much as I despise Bill Maher, I feel like quoting him now: "Why do we always have to be the stupid country?"

#8 solus rex at 10:36 am on Jan 04, 2008

OTOH, considering that a caucus consists mainly of people with nothing better to do on a workday, perhaps that statement should be heavily qualified.

#9 If You Can't Beat 'Em, ASBO'Em at 11:16 am on Jan 04, 2008

#7 solus rex
As much as I despise Bill Maher, I feel like quoting him now: "Why do we always have to be the stupid country?"

This country isn't stupid; only its leftist elite is.

#10 solus rex at 11:17 am on Jan 04, 2008

I don't think it was the leftist elite who voted for Huckster.

#11 If You Can't Beat 'Em, ASBO'Em at 11:20 am on Jan 04, 2008

#10 solus rex
I don't think it was the leftist elite who voted for Huckster.

No, but its the leftist elite that puts an America-hating Marxist idiot like Bill Maher on the air and lionizes him.

#12 evariste at 11:21 am on Jan 04, 2008

#9 If You Can't Beat 'Em, ASBO'Em


This country isn't stupid; only its leftist elite is.

No, this country can be pretty intensely stupid as a whole. Exhibit A: you.

Leftist elites are actually usually smarter than the rest of us. I don't think there's anything wrong with acknowledging that. But intelligence is not the only virtue, and intelligence can be misused in pursuit of profoundly stupid aims. What they lack is not intelligence but wisdom. There's nothing stupid about most left-wing intellectuals.

#13 evariste at 11:22 am on Jan 04, 2008

#10 solus rex
I don't think it was the leftist elite who voted for Huckster.

Great point.

#14 If You Can't Beat 'Em, ASBO'Em at 11:25 am on Jan 04, 2008

Leftist elites are actually usually smarter than the rest of us.

Bullshit. The leftist elites are the ones who best regurgitated all the politically correct, Marxist drivel they were fed in college back to their professors, or best regurgitated it in their newspaper reporting and screenplays.

But actually gather facts, evaluate them, and be able to come up with a conclusion? Their heads would explode first.

#15 evariste at 11:27 am on Jan 04, 2008

Yeah, all these incredibly successful leftist elites, billionaire businessmen, artists and entertainers, professors and scientists, they're all morons. Meanwhile, the basement-dwelling internet troll, bigel, is some kind of a brainiac.

#16 Frank IBC at 11:33 am on Jan 04, 2008

The Miss Othmar-like sound of a conference call on the other side of the hall is putting me to sleep faster than Ambien.

#17 evariste at 11:35 am on Jan 04, 2008

I think he's trying to redefine intelligence as "voting Republican". I don't need to insult my political opponents' intelligence in order to disagree with their politics. The results of the policies they advocate are typically bad, and therefore I'm against them. Whether my opponents are smart or stupid is completely irrelevant to that. Underestimating your opponent will lead to miserable failure every time.

bigel just needs all his enemies to be one-dimensional caricatures because he can't cope with people in the real world who are perfectly capable human beings, yet disagree with him. Therefore there must be something wrong with them. Meanwhile, no one will come within a ten-foot radius of him because of all the flying spittle.

#18 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 11:36 am on Jan 04, 2008

#12 evariste
What they lack is not intelligence but wisdom
Very well put.

#19 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 11:37 am on Jan 04, 2008

#17 evariste
bigel just needs all his enemies to be one-dimensional caricatures because he can't cope with people in the real world who are perfectly capable human beings, yet disagree with him. Therefore there must be something wrong with them. Meanwhile, no one will come within a ten-foot radius of him because of all the flying spittle.
Another excellent point.

#20 Frank IBC at 11:37 am on Jan 04, 2008

And his (perceived) allies are one-dimensional caricatures, too.

#21 solus rex at 11:37 am on Jan 04, 2008

#15 evariste
Yeah, all these incredibly successful leftist elites, billionaire businessmen, artists and entertainers, professors and scientists, they're all morons. Meanwhile, the basement-dwelling internet troll, bigel, is some kind of a brainiac.

Well, as much as bigel's observation that the sky is blue would tempt one to re-evaluate one's chromatic perception, clueless windbaggery is spread far and wide in those circles.

It's just that stupidity is political color-blind.

#22 evariste at 11:39 am on Jan 04, 2008

#21 solus rex
It's just that stupidity is political color-blind.

Yup. I don't know whose stupidity I can stand less: "my" side's or the other side's. There's definitely an overabundance of it, to the point that I stop identifying with my side at times.

#23 Frank IBC at 11:39 am on Jan 04, 2008

Just like his imaginary friend Lt. Col. Ariel Hitlerwitz of the IDF, who will launch the coup that removes the spineless Olmert administration, the obstacle in the way of his beloved Simpson Option.

#24 solus rex at 11:41 am on Jan 04, 2008

#22 evariste

Yup. I don't know whose stupidity I can stand less: "my" side's or the other side's. There's definitely an overabundance of it, to the point that I stop identifying with my side at times.

I'm having a hard time identifying my side, period.

#25 levi from queens at 11:41 am on Jan 04, 2008

#22 evariste

Yup. I don't know whose stupidity I can stand less: "my" side's or the other side's. There's definitely an overabundance of it, to the point that I stop identifying with my side at times.
OTOH, my side will always win if I can get a majority of idiots to vote for it.

#26 evariste at 11:44 am on Jan 04, 2008

#24 solus rex

I'm having a hard time identifying my side, period.

...Indeed.

Matt Taibbi on Obama's appeal:

people simply do not trust the politicians they vote for to be anything less than an embarrassment. You get the sense they approach the upcoming election with the enthusiasm of a two-time loser offered a selection of plea deals.

People hate the mechanized speeches, they hate the negative ads, and they especially hate venomous news creatures, myself included. It's now so bad that a poll last month found that fifty-six percent of all likely voters agreed with the phrase that the presidential race is "annoying and a waste of time" -- a shocking number, given that it excludes the forty to fifty percent of Americans who already don't vote in presidential races.

People don't want to feel this way, but the attitude everywhere is the same: What choice do these assholes give us? And it's that grim prejudice that has pervaded this process for a generation, forcing the public to choose from an endless succession of lesser evils and second- raters of the Kerry-Dole genus, stuffed suits who offered nothing like a solution to the main problem of feeling like shit about the American civic experiment.


#27 Frank IBC at 11:48 am on Jan 04, 2008

I like the fact that more power/influence for Obama means less power/influence for Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and their ilk.

#28 V the K at 11:48 am on Jan 04, 2008

Yeah, all these incredibly successful leftist elites, billionaire businessmen, artists and entertainers, professors and scientists, they're all morons. Meanwhile, the basement-dwelling internet troll, bigel, is some kind of a brainiac.

A lot of those are people who were born on third-base and think they hit a triple. Al Gore is a complete moron, who flunked out of law and divinity school. But his inherited wealth has enabled him to employ enough PR people to make him seem half-smart if you don't look closely.

#29 evariste at 11:51 am on Jan 04, 2008

#28 V the K
A lot of those are people who were born on third-base and think they hit a triple. Al Gore is a complete moron, who flunked out of law and divinity school.

No question about that. And Al Gore was definitely not one of the people I'm thinking of. In fact, I doubt I consider any major liberal politicians intelligent. I think of the liberal elite as folks like Soros and Buffett and Bloomberg, not Al and Hillary and Kennedy.

Not that I think many conservative politicians are very intelligent, either. I just happen to agree with their policy prescriptions more than I do with the liberals.

#30 solus rex at 11:51 am on Jan 04, 2008

I don't find Obama's speeches to be that un-mechanised.

Matt Taibbi is a prime example of lacking wisdom, not intelligence, phenomenon. Not in the quote above, with which I agree. But I'm familiar with some of his writings from the period when the first clique of leftist twerps took over the NYPress from her previous board.

#31 solus rex at 11:55 am on Jan 04, 2008

#27 Frank IBC
I like the fact that more power/influence for Obama means less power/influence for Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and their ilk.

Sharpton endorsed Obama.

#32 evariste at 11:55 am on Jan 04, 2008

#30 solus rex
I don't find Obama's speeches to be that un-mechanised.
Me neither.

Agreed on Taibbi, smart but not necessarily all that wise. I like Matt Taibbi's writing, it's a pleasure to read, cutting and smart, even though I disagree with him a lot. He hates being compared to HST, but I don't care-that's who he reminds me of.

#33 levi from queens at 11:57 am on Jan 04, 2008

#28 V the K

Yeah, all these incredibly successful leftist elites, billionaire businessmen, artists and entertainers, professors and scientists, they're all morons. Meanwhile, the basement-dwelling internet troll, bigel, is some kind of a brainiac.



A lot of those are people who were born on third-base and think they hit a triple. Al Gore is a complete moron, who flunked out of law and divinity school. But his inherited wealth has enabled him to employ enough PR people to make him seem half-smart if you don't look closely.
Perhaps, the only shared-universally value of DL is a distaste for old money?

#34 evariste at 11:57 am on Jan 04, 2008

I also really hate hearing Obama's voice-it grates on me. Am I the only one?

#35 Frank IBC at 11:57 am on Jan 04, 2008

#31 solus rex

Sharpton endorsed Obama.

I would rather see that than the reverse.

#36 evariste at 11:57 am on Jan 04, 2008

#33 levi from queens
Perhaps, the only shared-universally value of DL is a distaste for old money?

Heh...maybe so.

#37 Frank IBC at 11:58 am on Jan 04, 2008

#34 evariste
I also really hate hearing Obama's voice-it grates on me. Am I the only one?

I watch so little TV that I couldn't tell you what Obama's voice sounds like.

And it wasn't until very late in 2004 that I had heard Kerry's voice enough that I would recognize it right away.

#38 Frank IBC at 11:59 am on Jan 04, 2008

#36 evariste

Heh...maybe so.

Er, what if it's only one generation old?

#39 solus rex at 11:59 am on Jan 04, 2008

I like Matt Taibbi's writing, it's a pleasure to read, cutting and smart, even though I disagree with him a lot.

Yes, he's a gifted writer. And he's employed that gift in defense of some stupefyingly moronic ideas.

#40 evariste at 12:03 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#38 Frank IBC


Er, what if it's only one generation old?

If it's unearned, then I hate its current owner.

#41 evariste at 12:03 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#37 Frank IBC
I watch so little TV that I couldn't tell you what Obama's voice sounds like.

I don't watch any TV any more now that the Futurama reruns are off the air, but I hear Obama's voice all the time on NPR.

#42 Frank IBC at 12:04 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#43 evariste at 12:04 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#42 Frank IBC

What's wrong Frank? Did you inherit some money? Give me some of it, and I'll forgive you.

#44 V the K at 12:05 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#33 levi from queens
Perhaps, the only shared-universally value of DL is a distaste for old money?

You got that right. Though I do have to wonder if Warren Buffett's love affair with the Death Tax would survive if Congress did away with the mechanisms that enable him to shield his own vast wealth from it.

#45 Frank IBC at 12:07 pm on Jan 04, 2008

I would probably listen to All Things Considered more often, if the announcers did not all sound exactly the same. In particular, all the men sound like Dick Cavett.

#46 Frank IBC at 12:08 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#43 evariste

What's wrong Frank? Did you inherit some money? Give me some of it, and I'll forgive you.

At this time in my life, it's probably accounts for less than one-quarter of my net worth. It actually brought more pain than joy.

#47 V the K at 12:09 pm on Jan 04, 2008

For Frank Corey Flintoff Unleashes Sonorous, Pleasantly Modulated String Of Obscenities

Upon injuring a toe Sunday, Corey Flintoff, newscaster for NPR's All Things Considered, unleashed a string of rich, pleasantly modulated obscenities. "God fucking dammit," Flintoff warmly intoned after dropping a heavy-duty router on his foot while working in his garage. "Stupid fucking cocksucking son of a bitch." Added Flintoff in a lush baritone: "Goddamn motherfucking shit-for-brains. This is NPR." Next-door neighbor Cheryl Thomas, who overheard the tirade, said Flintoff's delivery was so melodic, she was unaware that he was swearing.

#48 Frank IBC at 12:10 pm on Jan 04, 2008

LMAO!

I love The Onion. :)

#49 evariste at 12:11 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#47 V the K, LMAO!

#50 Frank IBC at 12:12 pm on Jan 04, 2008
#51 levi from queens at 12:12 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#45 Frank IBC
I would probably listen to All Things Considered more often, if the announcers did not all sound exactly the same. In particular, all the men sound like Dick Cavett.
The big thing on All Things Considered is that all of the men sound like women and that all of the women sound like men. (not original)

#52 Frank IBC at 12:13 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Really? They all sound alike to me. :P

I still can't stand Garrison Keillor, though.

#53 evariste at 12:15 pm on Jan 04, 2008
#54 evariste at 12:16 pm on Jan 04, 2008

My favorite show is Fresh Air with Terry Gross.

#55 evariste at 12:16 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Giuliani's pro-9/11 message seems to be resonating with potential voters. Said Ames, IA voter Alan Benoit: "I remember seeing Rudolph Giuliani's face, on television, saying reassuring things during a highly emotional moment filled with fear and confusion. He's got my vote."

LMAO.

#56 Frank IBC at 12:17 pm on Jan 04, 2008

If Giuliani associates himself too closely with 9/11, he could suffer the fate that Churchill did after the war.

#57 levi from queens at 12:18 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#52 Frank IBC
Really? They all sound alike to me. :P

I still can't stand Garrison Keillor, though.

He used to be brilliantly funny. Although I am so old that I can recall when Doonesbury was funny.

#58 solus rex at 1:02 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#32 evariste
Me neither.

Agreed on Taibbi, smart but not necessarily all that wise. I like Matt Taibbi's writing, it's a pleasure to read, cutting and smart, even though I disagree with him a lot. He hates being compared to HST, but I don't care-that's who he reminds me of.

The United Soviet States of America.

I actually find more merit in the above now then I did then.

#59 solus rex at 1:05 pm on Jan 04, 2008

"than I did then"

#60 evariste at 1:10 pm on Jan 04, 2008

I'm finding plenty of merit in it. Scary.

#61 levi from queens at 1:12 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#58 solus rex

The United Soviet States of America.

With all due respect, we have brought freedom to Iraq.

While this guy is great at an LSD rif, he is poor at reality.

#62 solus rex at 1:16 pm on Jan 04, 2008

With all due respect, we have brought freedom to Iraq.

You say it like it's a good thing.

#63 levi from queens at 1:19 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#62 solus rex

With all due respect, we have brought freedom to Iraq.

You say it like it's a good thing.
It is in fact a good thing.

#64 solus rex at 1:20 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#60 evariste
I'm finding plenty of merit in it. Scary.

The main distinction being that the USSR was the 1984, while we're the Brave New World.

#65 solus rex at 1:24 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#63 levi from queens
It is in fact a good thing.

Well, OK, Iraq is much weaker now than she was under Hussein, unable to pose even that former pipsqueak level of a military threat. I wonder if that was Giorgio W. Machiavelli's plan all along.

#66 solus rex at 1:26 pm on Jan 04, 2008

He definitely meant to remove the threat to his Magic Kingdom buddies.

#67 solus rex at 1:27 pm on Jan 04, 2008

But with Bush, it's hard to tell where venality ends and insanity begins.

#68 Aridog at 1:29 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#47 V the K
For Frank Corey Flintoff Unleashes Sonorous, Pleasantly Modulated String Of Obscenities

Upon injuring a toe Sunday, Corey Flintoff, newscaster for NPR's All Things Considered, unleashed a string of rich, pleasantly modulated obscenities. "God fucking dammit," Flintoff warmly intoned after dropping a heavy-duty router on his foot while working in his garage. "Stupid fucking cocksucking son of a bitch." Added Flintoff in a lush baritone: "Goddamn motherfucking shit-for-brains. This is NPR." Next-door neighbor Cheryl Thomas, who overheard the tirade, said Flintoff's delivery was so melodic, she was unaware that he was swearing.

Calling Throbert here....it IS all in the DELIVERY! Hee hee.

Now to try this around here....see if Judi reacts ;-P

#69 levi from queens at 1:35 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#65 solus rex

Well, OK, Iraq is much weaker now than she was under Hussein, unable to pose even that former pipsqueak level of a military threat. I wonder if that was Giorgio W. Machiavelli's plan all along.
Iraq now has an army capable of fighting.

#70 solus rex at 1:38 pm on Jan 04, 2008

shedding real tears over the plight of the American Negro, a popular Soviet cause for decades

Official propaganda aside, that has never been anything other than a (rather nasty) joke with regular people. During my time, anyway.

In reality, the few Negroes in the USSR (mostly mixed-coupling offspring) had it much worse than in the US, of course.

#71 solus rex at 1:45 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#69 levi from queens
Iraq now has an army capable of fighting.

Shit, we're fucked.

#72 levi from queens at 1:52 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#71 solus rex

Shit, we're fucked.

But this army will fight at our side if need be. We have trained them and made them. This is an army different than Arab armies, where officers hide all knowledge from each other and from the enlisted men; this is an army capable of fighting with the entire intelligence of it's members. This may be our finest accomplishment.

#73 airforcewife at 2:23 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#64 solus rex

The main distinction being that the USSR was the 1984, while we're the Brave New World.

My eyes just popped open really, really wide. And it hurt, too, because I've been blessed with a lovely migraine at the moment, which tylenol is barely making a dent in.

I'd actually rather watch more tape of Britney's meltdown and psychiatric lockdown than any more on the news about the election. For the first time in my life I'm actually considering NOT VOTING, because some of the choices are so bad that I can't even figure out what the lesser of two evils is.

This not voting thing, I was raised to believe it a mortal sin. And yet I'm that disillusioned with nearly all of them. I mean, what if I have to choose between Clinton and Huckabee? I can't make that choice!


#74 Lewis at 3:30 pm on Jan 04, 2008

I mean, what if I have to choose between Clinton and Huckabee? I can't make that choice!


Ask for a write-in ballot and put down Mickey Mouse, like all Real Americans would do.

#75 floranista at 3:35 pm on Jan 04, 2008

This not voting thing, I was raised to believe it a mortal sin.


ditto, afw. And don't worry, I'm positive the rep. nominee won't be Huckabee.

If I'm wrong I'll clean out the kennel for a month...

#76 airforcewife at 3:42 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Well, thank you florrie. That does make me feel better. Although if I do have to make such a choice, I totally think I will follow Lewis's advice.

#77 Right Wing Conspirator at 3:45 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Kucinich/Paul write in for me.

#78 floranista at 3:46 pm on Jan 04, 2008

lol, me too.

#79 floranista at 3:48 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#77 Right Wing Conspirator
Kucinich/Paul write in for me.

#80 Right Wing Conspirator at 3:55 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#79 floranista

Believe me, if I knew his name he would be the front runner.

Welcome back florrie.

#81 franco cbi at 4:06 pm on Jan 04, 2008

According to Bigel's logic...

Kos: Christianist

One thing that's fascinating about the Huckabee victory in Iowa is that the movement that propelled him to victory -- his Evangelical base -- is truly a cousin to our very own people-powered movement.

Think about it -- these are people that have been taken for granted by the Republican establishment, exploited and overworked, only to receive crumbs and empty rhetoric in return. Sick of being marginalized except when needed (election time), they have taken matters into their own hands and -- without money or "professional" organization, propelled their candidate (one of their own) to victory.

I've noted before that Ron Paul was the only people-powered candidate in the race, based on his ridiculous fundraising ($19 million in Q4 alone). But his movement was only able to muster 10 percent in Iowa. It's a new movement, like the Dean people in 2004, and still finding its sea legs in an unfamiliar environment. They can deliver lawn signs and stickers, but it might be a while before they can deliver votes (we'll see how they do in New Hampshire). Huckabee's supporters may not have much scratch to give, but boy can they deliver bodies and votes, even when facing a full frontal assault from their party's establishment. Being part of the GOP's ground game going on two decades, they've got the experience to actually deliver.

They are true gate crashers, perhaps the best we've seen in politics. Trained as worker bees for the GOP machine, they are now throwing off those shackles and attempting a veritable coup.

Their impudence has of course earned the fierce enmity of their party's neocon and corporate con wings, and they will strike hard with every Rovian tool at their disposal. Gate crashing is never greeted with open arms.

#82 floranista at 4:07 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Thanks, RWC, hope I didn't miss too many of your graphics while I was gone :-)

I think his name is Toof Johnson.

I have to admit I got a lot of pleasure on seeing a big goose egg under both Dodd's and Kucinich's pictures last night.

#83 airforcewife at 4:09 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Also, the pundits keep droning on and on about the incredible organization of homeschoolers supporting Huckabee.

Since I belong to several national Christian homeschool orgs, I can vouch for their thick support of Huckabee -- but that doesn't mean I want to be lumped into the Homeschoolers for Huckabee movement.

'Cuz I'm not even a member.

#84 Right Wing Conspirator at 4:10 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#82 floranista
Thanks, RWC, hope I didn't miss too many of your graphics while I was gone :-)

I think his name is Toof Johnson.

I have to admit I got a lot of pleasure on seeing a big goose egg under both Dodd's and Kucinich's pictures last night.

Oh, I thought it was Tookies cousin, Toofie Williams. :-P

crickets

#85 floranista at 4:13 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Their impudence has of course earned the fierce enmity of their party's neocon and corporate con wings, and they will strike hard with every Rovian tool at their disposal.


I'd like to strike him with this "Rovian" tool~

Photobucket


#86 Right Wing Conspirator at 4:17 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#83 airforcewife
Also, the pundits keep droning on and on about the incredible organization of homeschoolers supporting Huckabee.

Since I belong to several national Christian homeschool orgs, I can vouch for their thick support of Huckabee -- but that doesn't mean I want to be lumped into the Homeschoolers for Huckabee movement.

'Cuz I'm not even a member.

I thought it was odd that you had this framed picture on your wall...

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#87 airforcewife at 4:21 pm on Jan 04, 2008

the horror!

#88 solus rex at 4:23 pm on Jan 04, 2008

So which one is the puppy-killer (both of them sure do look that way)?

#89 Right Wing Conspirator at 4:27 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#88 solus rex
So which one is the puppy-killer (both of them sure do look that way)?

Pretty sure it's the background centerpiece of that fine GlamourShot.

#90 Right Wing Conspirator at 4:33 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Apparently, not only a sadist, but a dumbas*.

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — David Huckabee, a son of Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, was arrested at Little Rock's airport Thursday after a federal X-ray technician detected a loaded Glock pistol in his carry-on luggage.

"I removed the bag and asked Mr. Huckabee if he knew what he had in the bag," Little Rock police officer Arthur Nugent wrote in a report after being summoned to a security checkpoint. "He replied he did now."

Huckabee, 26, later pleaded guilty in Little Rock District Court after being charged with possessing a weapon in a prohibited place. District Judge Lee Munson gave Huckabee a one-year suspended jail sentence and ordered him into 10 days of community service — which Huckabee can avoid by paying $100. Huckabee will be on probation for a year. Fines and costs totaled $605.

Dude, a frickin' Glock. You bought a Glock? Dumbas*.


oh, and attempting to take it on the plane wasn't such a bright idea either

#91 solus rex at 4:36 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#89 Right Wing Conspirator

Pretty sure it's the background centerpiece of that fine GlamourShot.

The senior Huckabees look like they about to tear that spaniel apart.

#92 סטרמי Stormi at 4:38 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#86 Right Wing Conspirator


I thought it was odd that you had this framed picture on your wall...

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Why does this picture always make me hear banjos in my head?

#93 Right Wing Conspirator at 4:43 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#92 סטרמי Stormi

Why does this picture always make me hear banjos in my head?

Whats wrong wit dem dare banjos

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#94 packen at 4:44 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#88 solus rex
So which one is the puppy-killer (both of them sure do look that way)?

Are those the Huckabees? How tacky. I'm sure that puppy was thrown in at the last moment, they didn't even have time to coordinate his outfit.

#95 Right Wing Conspirator at 4:51 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#94 packen

Are those the Huckabees? How tacky. I'm sure that puppy was thrown in at the last moment, they didn't even have time to coordinate his outfit.


And mama Huckabee looks like she is gripping the pups throat in order for it to 'smile.'

#96 סטרמי Stormi at 4:52 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#95 Right Wing Conspirator

And mama Huckabee looks like she is gripping the pups throat in order for it to 'smile.'

That's not a smile, it's a scream of terror.

#97 Right Wing Conspirator at 4:56 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#96 סטרמי Stormi

That's not a smile, it's a scream of terror.

As would I in that situation.

Later all, time for some filet mignon!

yes, lazy as* is going to a restaurant instead of doing it himself :-P

#98 סטרמי Stormi at 4:58 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Nom nom nom.

#99 floranista at 5:01 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#84 Right Wing Conspirator


Oh, I thought it was Tookies cousin, Toofie Williams. :-P

crickets

#100 floranista at 5:04 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#86 Right Wing Conspirator


I thought it was odd that you had this framed picture on your wall...

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OMG

#94 packen

Are those the Huckabees? How tacky. I'm sure that puppy was thrown in at the last moment, they didn't even have time to coordinate his outfit.

I thought the same thing, packen. The horror.

#101 Right Wing Conspirator at 6:55 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#98 סטרמי Stormi
Nom nom nom.

Before I get a chicken, is the "nom nom nom" from the video?

#102 סטרמי Stormi at 6:58 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#101 Right Wing Conspirator


Before I get a chicken, is the "nom nom nom" from the video?

Somebody hasn't been looking at Cheezburger everyday...

#103 Right Wing Conspirator at 6:59 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#102 סטרמי Stormi

Somebody hasn't been looking at Cheezburger everyday...

I'm talking about the kitten/cat eating and saying/purring "nom nom nom." Have you not seen it :-P

#104 סטרמי Stormi at 7:02 pm on Jan 04, 2008

I was saying 'nom nom nom' about the filet. It sounded tasty.

#105 סטרמי Stormi at 7:04 pm on Jan 04, 2008
#106 Right Wing Conspirator at 7:15 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#104 סטרמי Stormi
I was saying 'nom nom nom' about the filet. It sounded tasty.

I know what you meant stormimou..:-P..just was wondering if the video was the origin of "nom nom nom." Can't find the video at the moment.

Also, didn't get the filet. GF is a little under the weather.

But, DiSallas' pizza for me then :-)

#107 סטרמי Stormi at 7:21 pm on Jan 04, 2008

I was feeling ambitious when I got home from work so I started some cabbage soup in the slow cooker, since it's frickin freezing here (in the 20's!!!!!), so I'll have that this weekend, and I made a baked rigatoni with roasted vegetables. Although the roasted vegetables almost didn't make it into the pasta, they were so yummy I kept picking at them before they went in.

#108 Right Wing Conspirator at 7:27 pm on Jan 04, 2008

sonofabeetch!

Can we move DL headquarters closer to Stormis house!

DiSallas' is awesome...but it's still just pizza

I think I am going to make a heckuva lot of comfort/cold weather food this weekend. Potato soup, stew, stroganoff, paprikash. Just really in the mood for it now that the crappy holiday insanity is over.

#109 סטרמי Stormi at 7:28 pm on Jan 04, 2008

RWC, have you tried the paprikash that was part of a diner post? It is so much awsum!

#110 Right Wing Conspirator at 7:33 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#109 סטרמי Stormi
RWC, have you tried the paprikash that was part of a diner post? It is so much awsum!

No. Only because the only real difference was that I add chicken breast meat and omit the dill garnish so I figured it would be pretty much the same.

Also, I serve it like stroganoff - over wide or medium (prefer wide) egg noodles.

#111 סטרמי Stormi at 7:35 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#110 Right Wing Conspirator


No. Only because the only real difference was that I add chicken breast meat and omit the dill garnish so I figured it would be pretty much the same.

Also, I serve it like stroganoff - over wide or medium (prefer wide) egg noodles.

the actual recipe calls for chicken legs. I use boneless skinless thighs. I tried it once with breasts, and the meat gets a little stringy and dried out after cooking that long in the slowcooker.

I do the same as you, and serve mine with wide egg noodles (or a product they sell down here they call dumplings, that look like super duper wide egg noodles).

#112 סטרמי Stormi at 7:37 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Do you like cabbage? If you do a simple bloggie search you'll find my recipe for cabbage soup, which CBA can attest is deelishus and nootrishus.

#113 Right Wing Conspirator at 7:42 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#111 סטרמי Stormi

the actual recipe calls for chicken legs. I use boneless skinless thighs. I tried it once with breasts, and the meat gets a little stringy and dried out after cooking that long in the slowcooker.

I do the same as you, and serve mine with wide egg noodles (or a product they sell down here they call dumplings, that look like super duper wide egg noodles).

Was just reading that thread again, another difference- I don't think I have ever used the hot/real paprika. Mine has never been that hot or spicy.

damn...I am getting hungry./i>

ps - I never really used a 'slow cooker' for this, so maybe that had an effect on the breast. Whenever I served it it was firm and juicy, but I cook it seperately and then add to the sauce.

#114 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 7:44 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#112 סטרמי Stormi
Do you like cabbage? If you do a simple bloggie search you'll find my recipe for cabbage soup, which CBA can attest is deelishus and nootrishus.
I do indeed so attest.

I make a nice big pot of it, eat some, and freeze the rest in 3-portion (or 2-big-portion) containers, for enjoyment at a later date.

#115 Right Wing Conspirator at 7:44 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#112 סטרמי Stormi
Do you like cabbage? If you do a simple bloggie search you'll find my recipe for cabbage soup, which CBA can attest is deelishus and nootrishus.


Sorry....no cabbage for moi. I guarantee it is getting forwarded to my mom to make for my dad. Cabbage rolls? Probably have to knock my mom out with ether and steal the recipe, but everyone says it's the best.

#116 סטרמי Stormi at 8:07 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#114 cba γβα גבא ابت вба
I do indeed so attest.

I make a nice big pot of it, eat some, and freeze the rest in 3-portion (or 2-big-portion) containers, for enjoyment at a later date.

I got tired of containers taking up all my freezer space so I finally wised up and let the soup get cold, then packed it into plastic 1 quart freezer bags. They stack up very nicely and take up a heck of a lot less room.

I guess I really need to get a freezer and stick it in the garage.

#117 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 8:14 pm on Jan 04, 2008

I use square containers that stack very nicely.

#118 סטרמי Stormi at 8:16 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#117 cba γβα גבא ابت вба
I use square containers that stack very nicely.

So did I, but the bags seem to work better.

#119 Right Wing Conspirator at 8:17 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Another catfight!!!

rwoooohrrrrr.....hisssssssss

#120 franco cbi at 8:22 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Stormi - are "white new potatoes" the same as the "yellow potatoes" you were talking about earlier this week?

#121 סטרמי Stormi at 8:25 pm on Jan 04, 2008

No fightin'. We're ladies.

I just don't think the square containers work as well in my freezer because my fridge is one of those side by side ones, and the freezer is very skinny. If I put one container in there, there's no more room to stack anything another one beside it. Bags are just easier for me.

But I keep wanting to buy another box of pizza dough at Sam's Club, only when I did that last year I discovered when I got home that what had previously fit into a medium sized box now took up all of the space in my freezer. So, I need another freezer. It would be awesome if I could convert at least a third to a half of the refrigerator into a freezer, because I don't really use much of the fridge. I only keep milk, cheese, pickles and condiments in my fridge most of the time.

#122 סטרמי Stormi at 8:28 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#120 franco cbi
Stormi - are "white new potatoes" the same as the "yellow potatoes" you were talking about earlier this week?

No sir. 'New potatoes' can come in all kinds of colors. Yellow potatoes have yellow flesh inside. Try looking for Yukon Gold potatoes at your store, or yellow ones grown in Holland or Germany.

#123 franco cbi at 8:29 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Holland? Are you nuts?

#124 Right Wing Conspirator at 8:31 pm on Jan 04, 2008

I'm sure Sams has a small (relatively) freezer for a good price. Do you have a place to put it though?

My mom has another fridgefreezer as well as a full freezer in the garage. Great idea if you have the space.

#125 סטרמי Stormi at 8:31 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Yukon Gold it is. They're probably easier to find anyway.

#126 סטרמי Stormi at 8:32 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#124 Right Wing Conspirator
I'm sure Sams has a small (relatively) freezer for a good price. Do you have a place to put it though?

My mom has another fridgefreezer as well as a full freezer in the garage. Great idea if you have the space.

Yeah, I've got plenty of room for it in the garage. I only keep the car and the lawn tractor in there. My truck is too tall to fit inside so it stays in the driveway.

#127 Right Wing Conspirator at 8:35 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#126 סטרמי Stormi

Yeah, I've got plenty of room for it in the garage. I only keep the car and the lawn tractor in there. My truck is too tall to fit inside so it stays in the driveway.

I would definitely get one then. If I had the room I would definitely get it. Especially being a member of a warehouse club.

#128 סטרמי Stormi at 8:37 pm on Jan 04, 2008

It would be nice to be able to cook more stuff at once when I have the time and inclination to do so, so that I'll have meals ready when I don't have the time or energy to cook. Lack of freezer space is keeping me from doing as much as I want.

#129 Right Wing Conspirator at 8:46 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Well, I think you know the solution ;-)

#130 Right Wing Conspirator at 8:49 pm on Jan 04, 2008

New Years Resolution - start the gym - nope, not yet.

Lose weight - cooking pizzs at 11:47pm should help that out.


Well, there's always next week.

#131 floranista at 10:04 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#130 Right Wing Conspirator
New Years Resolution - start the gym - nope, not yet.

Lose weight - cooking pizzs at 11:47pm should help that out.


Well, there's always next week.

That's what makes you so lovable, RWC :-)

#132 franco cbi at 10:06 pm on Jan 04, 2008

You can't lose weight, RWC. You've already been chosen for the Ned Beatty part in Bloggie's performance of Deliverance.

#133 franco cbi at 10:07 pm on Jan 04, 2008

[Invis-O-Text™: ON]
RIP Ford is playing the John Voight part.
[Invis-O-Text™: OFF]

#134 Fay at 10:10 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#133 franco cbi
[Invis-O-Text™: ON]
RIP Ford is playing the John Voight part.
[Invis-O-Text™: OFF]

Yikes, who's playing banjo's?

#135 franco cbi at 10:12 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Bigel, of course.

#136 Right Wing Conspirator at 10:14 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#132 franco cbi
You can't lose weight, RWC. You've already been chosen for the Ned Beatty part in Bloggie's performance of Deliverance.

Dammit frank! Half of Bloggie probably thinks I am too big to get out of my front door with my 'man-boobs' and 'Beatty butt.'

Seriously, I'm not that bad....

oh lookee.....mmmmmmm........chicken........

#137 franco cbi at 10:14 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Aridog = Sheriff of Aintree County

V the K and Throbert = Mountain Men

Guy with Guitar = Jefe

Burt Reynolds = Solus

#138 Man Boobs at 10:18 pm on Jan 04, 2008


#139 franco cbi at 10:19 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Don't get me started on your butt, RWC. ;)

#140 Right Wing Conspirator at 10:21 pm on Jan 04, 2008

If I had man-boobs like I that I wouldn't need to go out.

#141 Right Wing Conspirator at 10:25 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#139 franco cbi
Don't get me started on your butt, RWC. ;)

:-P

I just need to know what sickness I had for the last week. All my pants are about an inch looser, and I didn't feel bad or anything. Wasn't hungry, but it didn't make me feel sluggish. Viva la virus!

#142 Fay at 10:29 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#137 franco cbi
Aridog = Sheriff of Aintree County

V the K and Throbert = Mountain Men

Guy with Guitar = Jefe

Burt Reynolds = Solus


#143 Fay at 10:32 pm on Jan 04, 2008
#144 franco cbi at 10:36 pm on Jan 04, 2008

#141 Right Wing Conspirator

:-P

I just need to know what sickness I had for the last week. All my pants are about an inch looser, and I didn't feel bad or anything. Wasn't hungry, but it didn't make me feel sluggish. Viva la virus!

I want your virus soooo bad, RWC.

#145 Michelangelo S. at 10:37 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Bug chaser.

#146 Michelangelo S. at 10:37 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Hey!

#147 franco cbi at 10:38 pm on Jan 04, 2008

Ooops.

Actually Ned Beatty's briefs were an inch too loose.

But that was because the elastic was shot.

#148 סטרמי Stormi at 1:24 pm on Jan 05, 2008

#134 Fay

Yikes, who's playing banjo's?

The Huckabee family.

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