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Posted by bigel on Dec 31, 2007 3:56 am

19 comments, latest by levi from queens at 7:13 pm 1/1

#1 Dances With Typos at 5:14 am on Dec 31, 2007

Despicable is just a little to mild for this jackass.

#2 Border Collie hiding under bed at 7:45 am on Dec 31, 2007

So, let me get this straight, a Hebrew lawyer lightly scratches a car and is despicable, but if my boss says the same thing about a Hebrew mayor who allowed whole cars to be burned to ashes (as well as windows to be smashed of the police station where the jihadi attack took place) he gets abuse piled on him by a pack of rabid Hebrews and their brownnosers, and on top of that gets an ASBO by the Sabbateans.

WTF is wrong with you Mediterraneans?

#3 Frank IBC at 7:55 am on Dec 31, 2007

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#4 Border Collie hiding under bed at 8:18 am on Dec 31, 2007

BTW, for all the butt-sniffing gay poodles out there: that was a rhetorical question.

#5 Rude Dumpkopf at 8:21 am on Dec 31, 2007

can't you read, gay nazi? i said rhetorical.

#6 Butt-Sniffing Straight Poodle at 8:26 am on Dec 31, 2007

I face a dilemma. If I continue to sniff butt, certain semi-evolved humanoids will assume that I am of the gay poodle persuasion.

On the other hand, if I stop sniffing butt, I will lose face with my doggie buddies.

#7 Butt-Sniffing Straight Poodle at 9:01 am on Dec 31, 2007

Thread killah! Now I has biskit?

#8 Infidel at 5:08 pm on Dec 31, 2007

#2 Border Collie hiding under bed
So, let me get this straight, a Hebrew lawyer lightly scratches a car and is despicable, but if my boss says the same thing about a Hebrew mayor who allowed whole cars to be burned to ashes (as well as windows to be smashed of the police station where the jihadi attack took place) he gets abuse piled on him by a pack of rabid Hebrews and their brownnosers, and on top of that gets an ASBO by the Sabbateans.

WTF is wrong with you Mediterraneans?

WTF is wrong with you, Border Collie?
Why is that a Jackass, who is a fricking leftie first, crooked lawyer second, etc., but happened to be born Hebrew, does smth despicable, he's called Hebrew lawyer? He didn't do it in a Hebrew role, but as a anti-war, anti-military scambag...
And, BTW, if the same Jackass with all the same credentials, but born a Catholic, does the same, he's not called a Catholic lawyer? Just curious...

#9 Butt-Kicking German Shepherd at 5:23 pm on Dec 31, 2007

#8 Infidel

WTF is wrong with you, Border Collie?

Why, isn't it obvious? Useless curs, if you ask me. When was the last time you saw a Border Collie sniffing for explosives, leading the blind, patrolling the streets, doing search and rescue? Good for nothing but herding a few sheep. Got sheep? No? I thought so. But hey, they will also chase balls--incessantly, to the point of collapse. Because they are obsessed. Just like their owners.

#10 Dietrich at 6:32 pm on Jan 01, 2008

"OY VEY, they're arresting me becoise I'm JEWISH!!!1"

I'll be looking for the police dashcam video on youtube.

And really, thanks for letting us know who we can an can't find despicable. I'll be holding my breath that you'll "allow" us to hate the Jews who re-termed my country "A Nation of Immigrants" and opened the floodgates to the turd world, or the ones who are riding us into galloping ruins with these conflicts in southwest Asia.

Wait, no I won't.

#11 Blogon at 6:39 pm on Jan 01, 2008

O grumblicious turducken,
Echolocating through the dark dungeons of pork,
Look upon the galloping ruins

I dashcam into your handlegs,
My soul in detrimentic prosquiety,
A harvest of cabbages.

#12 evariste at 6:41 pm on Jan 01, 2008

LMAO!

#13 joem at 6:45 pm on Jan 01, 2008

ROFL!!

#14 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 7:01 pm on Jan 01, 2008

Is there a Vogon translator out there, or is zorkie even more amazingly talented than I hitherto knew?

#15 evariste at 7:02 pm on Jan 01, 2008

Even more amazingly talented than you hitherto knew.

#16 zorkmidden at 7:04 pm on Jan 01, 2008

The first Vogon poem today was from Wiki, but the other two are bloggie originals.

#17 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 7:05 pm on Jan 01, 2008

#15 evariste
Even more amazingly talented than you hitherto knew.
I'm stunned. Just sitting here in a state of complete stunnitude. How can so much amazingness be contained within a single human being?! Her zorkness is ineffable. The degree of my stunnitude is just stunning.

#18 zorkmidden at 7:12 pm on Jan 01, 2008

#17 cba γβα גבא ابت вба
I'm stunned. Just sitting here in a state of complete stunnitude. How can so much amazingness be contained within a single human being?! Her zorkness is ineffable. The degree of my stunnitude is just stunning.
How poetic!

#19 levi from queens at 7:13 pm on Jan 01, 2008

WOW!!

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