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The Differential Theory of the U.S. Armed Forces (Snake Model)
filed on Jun 17, 2007 1:47 pm
4 comments, latest by lady red at 2:41 pm 6/17
#1 airforcewife at 1:48 pm on Jun 17, 2007
Military Intelligence, G-2: Sanke? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW.

OHMIGAWD! I'm DYING here!

I've seen this before, but it never fails to make me laugh uproariously.
#2 airforcewife at 1:49 pm on Jun 17, 2007
And in the comments...

You forgot PAO: OOPS- sorry, Strategic Communications: We cannot comment on any snake-related activities, and anyway that would be up to the snake's chain of command to provide comments, if any are applicable. Be sure to check out our website on 'How to handle snakes in your AO' for the current command guidelines on snakes.


This is KILLING me!
#3 Lyana at 2:22 pm on Jun 17, 2007
Quartermaster: Encounters snake, then loses contact. Can not identify who owns snake by hand receipts. Orders new snake through supply channels. Request is denied by higher authority; issuing the unit a snake will bring the manager to a zero balance; one snake must remain on hand at all times as per their boss' guidance.




afw, I've seen this before too, but it never fails to double me over with laughter.
#4 lady red at 2:41 pm on Jun 17, 2007
Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing professional courtesy.

LOL!

Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.


LMAO!

War Correspondent. Decides snake is patriotic nationalist agrarian reformer being molested by imperialist U.S. forces, asks snake for directions to nearest bar. If bitten by snake, charges U.S. troops with neglect of duty to protect freedom of the press.


Hmph. Ain't it the truth....
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