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Man accused of stealing women's shoes to sniff them
Author: AP

WAUKESHA, WI -- A Kinosha man is accused of stealing worn women's tennis shoes so he could sniff them. Police say Erik Heinrich, 27, has been stealing shoes for years and almost all of the shoes in his collection were taken from Waukesha West, South and North High Schools. Police say Heinrich had done work at the schools and would return after hours to take them out of students' lockers.
"He would enter by use of a stolen key, get into the girl's locker room, use a bolt cutter to cut locks and steal shoes, tennis shoe type shoes," said Bill Graham of the Waukesha Police Department.
Police searched his home and a storage unit and turned up about 1,500 pairs of shoes. Kelly Denk, a freshman and soccer player for Waukesha West said a pair of her Nike shoes was stolen last fall.
"Honestly, I got creeped out. I've never heard of that before," Denk said.
Police say Heinrich was convicted of stealing shoes in Kinosha a few years ago.

I used to have stigmata like that, but it cleared up.

THat seriously looks like something from a Steven King novel.

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Zoophilia kicks as*!!

There's got to be an "Apostle Thomas" joke here somewhere...

I don't think this claim is at all credible:

This silicone sex toy is also a convenient practice tool for preparing to get hot and kinky with actual feet. You are sure to have your technique down to a science when you train with the Pussy Foot.

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Zoophilia kicks as*!!

Lampreys are sometimes placed in the taxonomic group Agnatha, from the Greek for "jawless."

I think it would be really cool to market lamprey fritters under the name "Agnatha Krispies."

I have, by the way, just posted pics of the Pussy Foot on a gay forum, in a "Fleshlight" thread.

Imagine...

I dunno -- I remember the story (in which actual eyes began to form on an astronaut's fingers, giving him the power to explode heads) but it certainly wasn't a favorite. I mean, not like the one about the guy on a desert island eating his own legs.

Okay, not EXACTLY like a silicon-rubber lamprey.

In Soviet Russia, science fiction reads you! there weren't any specialized science fiction magazines, but popular-science periodicals, of which there was a number, regularly published science fiction.

That is soooo weird! So do men who have a foot fetish fantasize about feet with vaginas? And what about women who have a foot fetish, does the company also carry plastic feet with penises?

Can I just say... I think feet are gross. There. I mean, not gross as in I can't look at them or I puke, but gross as in sweaty, nasty, stinky and callousy.

Yick.

I firmly believe my hubby is a total hottie, but his feet are huge, bony, and hairy. I wouldn't want them on my naughty bits.

What size, if you don't mind my asking?

Naughty Frankie.

I'm of two minds. I'm obviously turned on by the implications of big feet, but turned off by actual big feet.

The BF has small, perfectly proportioned feet with beautiful arches. (He's a dancer.)

At the website for the Fleshlight masturbation sleeve, I note that the product comes in several internal diameters, from "Original" to "Ultra Tight."

One can just imagine the marketing meeting where they devised the latter name:

"Gentlemen, our research shows that there's a vast unreached market segment of male consumers with below-average endowment. We've developed a new prototype design, but we still need to figure out the branding for the model -- our consumer focus groups responded terribly to Tom Thumb™ and Li'l Squirt™."

"Well, I think that The Irish Special™ has the right kind of proactive synergy."

"Heeeey, how about we call it... The Ultra-Tight™?"

(He's a dancer.)

A dancer AND a dentist, no less.

I guess I would theoretically prefer big, hairy feet because they look "manly," but feet in general don't do anything for me erotically. (However, foot massages are very, very nice, and I'm happy to give 'em as fair trade for getting 'em.)

He doesnt' have much hair in general. None above the waist, just a bit on his lower rear thighs and calves.

I noticed that AFW is dodging my question. :P

Is it more than 12?

So he is safe from my predations, then.

AFG, on the other hand...

Holy shit!

Does anyone else find it disturbing that the first picture looks like severed feet hung by a rope?

LOL!

Yep. :(

Li'l Squirt™."