Where can I sign up for some of them thar conjugal visits?
The existing prisoners are probably undesirable types, so your best move is to start dating a more acceptable guy, and then get him into deep trouble with the Austrian authorities.
If I had a more acceptable guy I wouldn't need the undesirables, and I definitely wouldn't want to get my acceptable guy throwed in the pokey. Who would open my pickle jars for me if that happened?
9 comments, latest by floranista at 11:22 pm 4/4
Jesus Christ, what do I have to do to get sent to Austrian prison?
Be a Holocaust denier?
So that's Irving's game. He's sick of paying rent.
I didn't know IKEA had a prison line of furniture.
Where can I sign up for some of them thar conjugal visits?
I was thinking the same thing. Especially those green chairs in the hall.
The existing prisoners are probably undesirable types, so your best move is to start dating a more acceptable guy, and then get him into deep trouble with the Austrian authorities.
If I had a more acceptable guy I wouldn't need the undesirables, and I definitely wouldn't want to get my acceptable guy throwed in the pokey. Who would open my pickle jars for me if that happened?
It is a conundrum.
LOL! And that's some gym.