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Episode 301,434,763

Dear Viewers, let us celebrate evariste, who is just as big a celebrity and just as hugely popular as zorkie. evariste also didn't sleep with the producer and he earned his starring role in "Bloggies of our Lives" just like zorkie did. And, because he's a man with an afro in this chauvinistic conglomeration known as Bloggiehood, it was hard! evariste is also an activist and he likes to plant geraniums and green stuff like that.

evariste would like to thank his adoring public for their love and support and he wants to send a special thanks to Louis Farrakhan, Al Sharpton, Reverend Jesse Jackson and the Southern Poverty Law Center for their help in advancing the arts. evariste will wear his holeyest jeans to the Daytime Blog Awards where he and other members of "Bloggiehood Equality for Men with Afros" plan on protesting after the show.

To celebrate evariste's return on "Bloggies of Our Lives," this episode is dedicated to him, one of our most popular daytime stars. So enjoy some of your favourite evariste scenes and remember: they may be reruns but they're very very funny!


evariste starts sobbing heavily

evariste blanches

evariste looks piercingly at the camera

evariste: sigh...

evariste sucks miserably on an anchovy


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[att. screenwriters - you're fucking kidding me, right? - director]
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[att. director - he called the NAACP and said he wasn't getting "equal treatment" - we're doing our best to avert a riot - screenwriters]
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Posted by zorkmidden on Mar 08, 2005 12:03 am

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