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evariste
McDonald's subliminal advertising on Food Network
filed on Jan 24, 2007 12:43 pm
12 comments, latest by TalkinKamel at 11:26 am 1/25
#1 zorkmidden at 1:38 pm on Jan 24, 2007
That's creepy.
#2 evariste at 1:40 pm on Jan 24, 2007
The funny thing is that they've done studies, and subliminal advertising doesn't even work. McD's probably did it to get people talking about them. Success!
#3 Right Wing Conspirator at 1:46 pm on Jan 24, 2007
Hmmmm....I have been watching them make creations such as this for an hour...

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but can really go for a greasy, soggy 'hamburger' right about now.
#4 סטרמי Stormi at 1:50 pm on Jan 24, 2007
I don't know. They cook a lot of weird shit on that Iron Chef show. I might rather have McDonald's than shark eyeballs.
#5 kianb at 2:16 pm on Jan 24, 2007
OT: check out Diesel.com, it's defaced to a funny version! [mildly NSFW]

#6 Deepsea lizardfish (Bathysaurus ferox) at 2:31 pm on Jan 24, 2007
#4 סטרמי Stormi
They cook a lot of weird shit on that Iron Chef show.


-- I'd like to see dem doity Japs try it! Hot-tcha-tcha-tcha!
#7 TalkinKamel at 2:55 pm on Jan 24, 2007
#6 Deepsea lizardfish (Bathysaurus cutums)

Awwwwwwww, cuuuuuuuuuute!

I want one, I want one, I want one, I want one, I want one!
#8 TalkinKamel at 3:02 pm on Jan 24, 2007
#4 Stormi

I confess, I really can't watch "Iron Chef", either in its American or Japanese incarnation, because, quite frankly, all that supposedly delicious gourmet food they whip up looks disgusting and/or evil.

And they love stuff like close-ups of the chefs gutting fish, or digging out squid eyeballs. And the ingredients are always nauseating---"OUR INGREDIENT FOR TODAY---PICKLED LIZARDFISH! (Heh, I'd like to see dem doity Japs try it!) I mean, it's never something good, like chocolate, roast beef or sweet corn; it's always mandrake root, or smoked rutabagas or the host's toenail clippings. And all the judges obviously trying not wretch with disgust as they taste the latest concoction; "Well, cupcakes made from soya meal and piranha eggs are certainly different. I taste a little sweetness here, and maybe a little sour, and some powdered seaweed---BUT MOSTLY THIS MESS JUST MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!"

Really, Mickey D's is doing themselves a disfavor if they're advertising here.
#9 סטרמי Stormi at 3:05 pm on Jan 24, 2007
I once saw an episode of the Japanese version and the special ingredient was fish tails.
#10 סטרמי Stormi at 3:06 pm on Jan 24, 2007
Or maybe it was just fish of some kind.

I do remember that they made a dessert of some kind of ice cream and used a crispy fried fish tail for a garnish. Retch, puke.

And then another one was some special kind of beef, and one of the chefs had minced it up into tiny pieces and batter fried it, and paired it with a caramel or chocolate sauce, and served it as a dessert.
#11 floranista at 3:22 pm on Jan 24, 2007
Heh, heh, althought TalkinKamel's descriptions are right on the money, I have to admit I love watching US Iron Chef. The rare/uncooked stuff I wouldn't try but the other dishes look really good. It's unbelievable that they get it all cooked in an hour! It takes me two or three times that long to get dinner prepared and served!
And then there's those pesky dirty dishes...

Plus, I love Mark Dacascos doing his backflips :-)

I mean, it's never something good, like chocolate, roast beef or sweet corn; it's always mandrake root, or smoked rutabagas or the host's toenail clippings.
TK, you are too funny!
#12 TalkinKamel at 11:26 am on Jan 25, 2007
#10 Stormi

I know, I know, it's really hard to believe they actually intend stuff caramel-chocolate beef or fried fishtail ice cream to be consumed---let alone enjoyed---by actual human beings. (You could see Vulcans, maybe, or those weird creatures from the Star Wars Cantina scarfing this stuff down, though if you tried serving it to Klignons I think they'd rip your head off!)

#11 floranista

:>)

The backflips are wonderful.

I want a deep sea lizardfish! I WAN' ONE, I WAN' ONE, I WAN' ONE!
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