A popular joke in Cuba tells of Castro being given a present of a Galapagos turtle. Castro declines it after he learns that it is likely to live only 100 years. "That's the problem with pets," he says. "You get attached to them and then they die on you". Fabian Escalante was head of the Cuban secret service and in an upcoming book and documentary he estimates there were
638 attempts to kill Fidel. This one sounds a little familiar:
On one occasion, a former lover was recruited to kill him, according to Peter Moore, producer of the new film. The woman was given poison pills by the CIA, and she hid them in her cold cream jar. But the pills melted and she decided that, all things considered, putting cold cream in Castro's mouth while he slept was a bad idea. According to this woman, Castro had already guessed that she was aiming to kill him and he duly offered her his own pistol. "I can't do it, Fidel," she told him.
packen?!
It's not as funny as the cold cream, though.
From Babalu Blog