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Trying to off Castro

A popular joke in Cuba tells of Castro being given a present of a Galapagos turtle. Castro declines it after he learns that it is likely to live only 100 years. "That's the problem with pets," he says. "You get attached to them and then they die on you". Fabian Escalante was head of the Cuban secret service and in an upcoming book and documentary he estimates there were 638 attempts to kill Fidel. This one sounds a little familiar:

On one occasion, a former lover was recruited to kill him, according to Peter Moore, producer of the new film. The woman was given poison pills by the CIA, and she hid them in her cold cream jar. But the pills melted and she decided that, all things considered, putting cold cream in Castro's mouth while he slept was a bad idea. According to this woman, Castro had already guessed that she was aiming to kill him and he duly offered her his own pistol. "I can't do it, Fidel," she told him.
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Posted by zorkmidden on Aug 03, 2006 7:00 am

2 comments, latest by Pamela Παμελα at 12:51 pm 8/3

#1 Penny Soaky at 10:01 am on Aug 03, 2006

Here's another one:

Knowing his fascination for scuba-diving off the coast of Cuba, the CIA at one time invested in a large volume of Caribbean molluscs. The idea was to find a shell big enough to contain a lethal quantity of explosives, which would then be painted in colours lurid and bright enough to attract Castro's attention when he was underwater. Documents released under the Clinton administration confirm that this plan was considered but, like many others, did not make it far from the drawing-board. Another aborted plot related to Castro's underwater activities was for a diving-suit to be prepared for him that would be infected with a fungus that would cause a chronic and debilitating skin disease.


It's not as funny as the cold cream, though.

#2 Pamela Παμελα at 12:51 pm on Aug 03, 2006

Com' on, say it with me now... (Updated)

...altogether:

MILITARY COUP

Discuss...

Update: Let's up the ante here. Allow me to add another parameter or two:

- Where's Waldo raul?

- Where's Dumbass Chavez? Why hasnt come to Papa fidel's bedside?

- Why is the army mobilizing?

- Why is there no communication to and from the island?

Im just sayin'...


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