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Posted by evariste on Apr 28, 2006 11:26 am

47 comments, latest by Franco CBI at 8:02 pm 4/28

#1 סטרמי Stormiسترمي at 11:42 am on Apr 28, 2006

I thought Anal Rash Anil Dash was a guy. Why is his blog lavender and fuschia?

#2 evariste at 11:44 am on Apr 28, 2006

Because of a problem?

#3 V the K at 11:48 am on Apr 28, 2006

Laura didn't read the link, but she will offer moonbat commentary on it shortly.

#4 Ed Mahmoud abu Lets go Make the GOMEX Yellow at 11:50 am on Apr 28, 2006

Bandera County now in tornado watch area.

I think, however, the Friday party started early at SPC.


DISCUSSION...SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS EXPECTED TO RAPIDLY DEVELOP ALONG/E OF DRY LINE WRN PORTION OF WW. WITH VERY UNSTABLE AIR MASS AVAILABLE AND FAVORABLE VEERING WIND PROFILES AHEAD OF STRONG UPPER TROUGH...SUPERCELLS ARE EXPECT WITH ANY SUPERCELL.


Well, duh!


#5 סטרמי Stormiسترمي at 11:51 am on Apr 28, 2006

V the K, come to think of it, Laura comments like a man!
I enter into evidence the following:


Type out whatever opinion you've had on this topic your entire life. Don't waste time with spelling or punctuation, and be careful not to let any new information on the page influence your thoughts.


#6 zorkmidden at 12:31 pm on Apr 28, 2006

I thought some of the comments were funny, especially the ongoing joke about not reading previous comments.

#7 V the K at 12:42 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#5 --- Yup, that's our Laura, all right. Gordo, too.

#8 joem at 12:51 pm on Apr 28, 2006

I found just reading the post a chore - something about the light gray letters on a white background, with distracting bright lavender/fuschia links and sidebar. Maybe I'm just spoiled by my blogging experience here ..

#9 סטרמי Stormiسترمي at 12:54 pm on Apr 28, 2006

We all are, joem, we all are.

#10 zorkmidden at 12:55 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Maybe I'm just spoiled by my blogging experience here ..

It's part of our sinister Levantine plot.

#11 Franco CBI at 12:56 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#1 סטרמי Stormiسترمي
I thought Anal Rash Anil Dash was a guy. Why is his blog lavender and fuschia?

Hmmmm....

#12 Jefe at 3:03 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#2 evariste
Because of a problem?

LMAO!

#13 סטרמי Stormiسترمي at 3:12 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Ah. See, ev's #2 didn't make any sense. But now that I know it's an Achewood thing (is it?) it still doesn't make sense, but I can live with that.

#14 Jefe at 3:18 pm on Apr 28, 2006

It's an Achewood thing, you wouldn't understand.

#15 סטרמי Stormiسترمي at 3:21 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Racist!

#16 סטרמי Stormiسترمي at 3:23 pm on Apr 28, 2006

So this Philippe, he's not real deep, is he?

#17 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 3:51 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#14 Jefe
It's an Achewood thing, you wouldn't understand.
You're right, I don't. Even after reading the cartoon.

#18 Smit at 4:08 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Evening all. I discovered a new chocolate shop tonight which is magnificent.
so I'm eating some of this

http://www.hotelchocolat.co.uk/cx1/category-Slabs-hcoslab.htm

and drinking some of this
gavi di gavi

Mmm

Has Gorduhn ever posted here?

#19 Franco CBI at 4:10 pm on Apr 28, 2006

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Bloggie Death by Chocolate

#21 Franco CBI at 4:15 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Smit -

Please enter all URLs in the "Link" tool just above the comment entry window. If you type them directly, the URL will spill out of the "Recent Comments" preview in the sidebar.

#22 Franco CBI at 4:17 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Zorkie, Ev -

Maybe you could make some code that finds strings beginning with "http://", and force users to use the "Link" tool?

Not only would it keep Bloggie from breaking, but I have a hunch that it would trap a lot of spam as well.

#23 Thousand Sons at 4:18 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#21 Franco CBI
Smit -

Please enter all URLs in the "Link" tool just above the comment entry window. If you type them directly, the URL will spill out of the "Recent Comments" preview in the sidebar.

If you dont, the Bloglydytes will come for you. In the night.

#24 Franco CBI at 4:22 pm on Apr 28, 2006

And they will steal your socks and tickle your feet as you sleep.

#25 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 4:23 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#22 Franco CBI
Zorkie, Ev -

Maybe you could make some code that finds strings beginning with "http://", and force users to use the "Link" tool?

Not only would it keep Bloggie from breaking, but I have a hunch that it would trap a lot of spam as well.
Ooo Frank, that's good thinking!

OTOH, if it were straightforeward to do, I think the lad would already have taken care of it...

#26 Franco CBI at 4:24 pm on Apr 28, 2006

When you assume, u make an ass of u and me.

#27 Smit at 4:26 pm on Apr 28, 2006

oops sorry,

If you dont, the Bloglydytes will come for you. In the night.

as long as they dont nick my chocolate thats cool...

#28 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 4:29 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#27 Smit
oops sorry,

If you dont, the Bloglydytes will come for you. In the night.



as long as they dont nick my chocolate thats cool...

Heh... around this place you can count on having your chockies nicked.

#29 evariste at 7:19 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#22 Franco CBI
Zorkie, Ev -

Maybe you could make some code that finds strings beginning with "http://", and force users to use the "Link" tool?

Not only would it keep Bloggie from breaking, but I have a hunch that it would trap a lot of spam as well.

Interesting idea. I would like to prohibit plaintext http:// links. That'll be one hell of a regular expression to write though.

#30 evariste at 7:20 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#13 סטרמי Stormiسترمي
Ah. See, ev's #2 didn't make any sense. But now that I know it's an Achewood thing (is it?) it still doesn't make sense, but I can live with that.

#17 cba γβα גבא ابت вба
You're right, I don't. Even after reading the cartoon.

Philistines.

#31 Franco CBI at 7:20 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Why is it harder than say, one that finds "Vi@agr@"?

#32 Franco CBI at 7:21 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Oh, never mind, I just realized that it would have to be "http://" that is NOT surrounded by {a href} or any other legitimate tags.

#33 evariste at 7:27 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Well, for one thing, we're not using regular expressions for simple blacklist type stuff. They're computationally expensive, so we try to minimize the use of them, in favor of simple string functions like stristr(), str_replace() and stripos().

You're right that seemingly, it should be just as easy to search for Vi@gr@ as it is for http://. However, we unambiguously want to block the appearance of words like Vi@gr@ in a comment. We aren't so unambiguous about wanting to block http://. What the regular expression will need to match is instances of http:// that are not inside of <a href=" or <img src=". That looks like it'll be kind of hairy to pull off. Not in the sense of being difficult, but in the sense of being just a tricky pain in the neck to get it exactly right.

#34 evariste at 7:28 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Or what you said in #32 :-) Damn, I can be wordy at times.

#35 floranista at 7:28 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Did someone say chocolate?

#36 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 7:30 pm on Apr 28, 2006

florrie, I think it was "wordy," not "chocolate."

But I could be wrong.

#37 Franco CBI at 7:30 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#35 floranista
Did someone say chocolate?

Screw the chocolate. I want me some stripos.

#38 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 7:33 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Stripos? (If it's in any way related to DLTP, then please forget I asked.)

#39 evariste at 7:34 pm on Apr 28, 2006

What's DLTP?

#40 floranista at 7:42 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Separated at birth:
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#41 cba γβα גבא ابت вба at 7:44 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#39 evariste
What's DLTP?
ev, start here.

#42 Marine Momma at 7:46 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Hey, hey, hey....don't screw the chocolate, give it to me:)

#43 evariste at 7:47 pm on Apr 28, 2006

#41 cba γβα גבא ابت вба
ev, start here.

Ah. LOL!

#44 floranista at 7:55 pm on Apr 28, 2006

I got yer stripos right here, Frank.

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#45 Franco CBI at 7:57 pm on Apr 28, 2006

Actually there was an even stronger resemblance in the first draft of my avatar.

#46 floranista at 7:58 pm on Apr 28, 2006

LOL! I like the avatar you ended up with a lot better.

#47 Franco CBI at 8:02 pm on Apr 28, 2006

My jaw is a bit fuller, my nose a little narrower, and my shoulders much less delicate, but the avatar (the final draft) is pretty close to the real me.

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