zorkie and I grew weary of our old rotating titles a long time ago. There were too many of them and some were pretty random and getting old. I know some of our actions since then have enjoyed a questionable level of popularity, which is why the first word in this entry is "zorkie" so I can hide behind her skirt. During election week, we had the bright idea to have Presidential campaign slogans as rotating titles instead of the ones we had before, and to take advantage of the opportunity to accidentally delete all our old ones. Now people (annie
) are complaining about how few rotating titles we have any more, and the pressure is threatening to overwhelm zorkie's ability to focus on removing the corners from her french fries properly.
So here's the big idea: we'd like you to start nominating new rotating titles using a particular format, which has some significant advantages over the old way. The new format is this: when you spot a phrase that would make a funny rotating title, post a comment like this: "discarded lies: lorem gypsy dollar spit." That way, we can search Bloggie for "discarded lies:" and find all the rotating title nominations easily in one place. If you start doing this, it greatly improves your chances of having your rotating title nomination noticed. Until now, there was no real way to search for these other than searching for "RT", which is a pretty bad search term because those two letters appear together in that order in approximately half of the English dictionary.
Oh-annie's comment also inspired another idea, which was to ask florrie to work on a special project to make a Bloggie Rotating Titles museum. This is the pre-announcement to announce that we will be announcing floranista's project as soon as she finishes making it.