discarded lies: saturday, november 18, 2017 1:10 am zst
watafakiri
daily archive: 09/06/2007
guest author: evariste in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: zorkmidden in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Throbert McGee in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: zorkmidden in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Throbert McGee in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: evariste in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Right Wing Conspirator in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: evariste in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Right Wing Conspirator in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: solus rex in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: RIP Ford in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Matt in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Bigel in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: evariste in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Right Wing Conspirator in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: levi from queens in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: floranista in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: annie in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Stormi bin Warmongerin' in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: levi from queens in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: levi from queens in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: V the K in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: levi from queens in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: RIP Ford in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: V the K in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Right Wing Conspirator in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: levi from queens in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: joem in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: joem in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: levi from queens in Discarded Lies:
Curses upon my parents
I have often wished to redesign my body – limited as it is to the genetic information in the 48 chromosomes which my parents unwisely bequeathed to me.

Here are some improvements:

Photosynthetic hair is a no-brainer. You can get your food from the air. Clearly the head, arm, and leg hair need to turn green. I am less certain about other hair. I gave great thought as to whether or not photosynthetic skin might be a good idea, but the Incredible Hulk convinced me otherwise from simply aesthetic concerns.

A ten foot long prehensile tail is a clear necessity. This will mean that either my pants will have to be cut fuller in the rear or that there will have to be a tail hole. The tail hole seems more comfortable. Prehensile means hand-like – so that my tail will give me something like a third hand as well as far greater ability to hang and swing from trees or powerlines.

A seventeen foot long prehensile tongue would obviously be far preferable to my current two inch stub tongue. Imagine you are sitting in McDonald’s eating Chicken McNuggets (yuck) and somebody comes in with a Big Mac and sits down across the restaurant. You just send out your prehensile tongue and make that Big Mac yours. Or alternatively, you are sitting in a really boring college class where the professor is droning on and on about the idiocy of GWB and you have a friend who chose intelligently to wear a skirt sitting two rows in front of you.

I gave extended thought to acquiring the two-headed penis of the kangaroo whose two penis-heads head off to the two separate wombs of the she-kangaroo. I had difficulty imagining that two heads could possibly be more fun than one head; so this modification was rejected.

Lastly, there are wings. I need wings. To soar above the Earth – particularly when the subway has problems conveying me across the East River – also to dispense with elevators. Obviously, my shirts will need to be redesigned to be much more like hospital johnnies. If I could have wings, I would be willing to forego the previous requested improvements.

pretty please God?
no comments yet
guest author: joem in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: mauretto in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: V the K in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: silent key in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: warrior in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
guest author: Thousand Sons in Discarded Lies - Hyperlinkopotamus:
no comments yet
search & handy links
threads you've been on
linkopotamia
hot threads today
by our guest authors
hippocampus
day-by-day archives
category archives
link lists
colophon
 
recent comments:
Dacian
Interestingly you write, I will address you'll find exciting and interesting things on similar topics. [ Health
Dacian
Thanks for this entertaining article here. I will definitely give my [ urgentessaywriting review ]/ on this article and I'll
frank
Hello! Thanks for such a nice and updated information. I got some interesting tips from this post. Nice post with
Alexander
I was more than happy to uncover this great site. I need to to thank you for your time due
Ava Warne-Smith
People make use of special links and done things in order. The special quality working done for good return as
Austin
thanks for the tips and information..i really appreciate it.. cartomancie gratuite ]/
Mike Rooney
I think this is a really good article. You make this information interesting and engaging. I guess I am not
Happy Thanksgiving Quotes
http://www.happynewyear2018imageswishess.com/
Happy Thanksgiving Quotes
http://www.merrychristmaswishesimagess.com/
Happy Thanksgiving Quotes
Download Funny Thanksgiving Pictures 2017 Free For Facebook It’s big time to think of Thanksgiving Pictures jokes. Here we have
shanmugapriya
[ Where to buy Tanjore Paintings in Chennai ]/ ? No worries. Thanjavur Paintings Boutique is the best manufactures
shanmugapriya
[ Buy Tanjore paintings online ]/ ! Find the wide collection of Indian traditional [ Tanjore Paintings for sale
itube for ios
iTube for APK iPhone/iPad is one of the best YouTube downloading application which likewise accompanies an implicit YouTube Playlist Manager.
Austin
that is any such excellent aid that you are providing and also you provide it away at no cost. i
Austin
I admit, i have no longer been in this net web page in a long term... however it become another
Austin
A debt of gratitude is in order for the important data and bits of knowledge you have so given here...
Austin
A debt of gratitude is in order for the important data and bits of knowledge you have so given here...
V Tight Gel Review
V-Tight is a gel that promises to tighten vagina naturally and reverse the loss of elasticity. Read [ V Tight
John
only professional writers can make this kind of material, cheers [ http://projectmanagementhelp.net/ ]/
Alison
The leading assignment help UK firm offers state of the art services to its clients with a promise of delivering
 
the hyperlinkopotamus:
Happy Thanksgiving Quotes left a comment at 12:48 pm 11/17
Happy Thanksgiving Quotes left a comment at 12:46 pm 11/17
shanmugapriya left a comment at 12:16 pm 11/17
shanmugapriya left a comment at 12:15 pm 11/17
V Tight Gel Review left a comment at 9:17 am 11/17
 
 
Bloggies Of Our Lives
Season One
Season Two
Season Three
Special Guest Episodes
 
Ferkakta
Ferkakta Timeshare Presentation
Postcard from Ferkakta
Ferkakta Is Open For Business
Lord of the Banned: An Epic Trilogy In Three Parts

Ferkakta Games
Codename:Ferkakta Hill
Ferkakta By Night
Shipwrecked
House
 
vital signs
Circulation
last 15 minutes:0
last hour:0
last 24 hours:1
Comments
since midnight:0
last 24 hours:22
in our lifetime:10316