zorkie and ev's Ragtime Band
Diplomat extraordinaire Rodney King has managed to unite the BOOL 2 stars with their understudies to form zorkie and ev's Rag Time Band just in the nick of time for the big premiere.
Jefe (Maestro *and* first chair fiddle) -Aridog, we already voted, all the men wear kilts!
Aridog (Triangle) -Look, I'm already playing an instrument that goes "tinkle"...I'm not wearing a kilt!
Marine Momma (Flugelhorn) -We're having dessert after, right Sine?
Sine (Makeup) -Sure, Marine Momma...I'll just run over to the diner and whip up a little something. (Hmmmph, all these picky eaters too, and I'm Makeup...I don't want to multi-task). texanista! I need you over here right now!
texanista (Caterer) -Texas Bar-B-Que for a cast of thousands? AND CHOCOLATE CAKE? Today? Why, I oughta....
RayH -And stinky cheese, don't forget the stinky cheese!
Travis (Nose flute) -They like me, they really, really like me!
RC neo-Jew (banjo) -I know a little bluegrass, guys! European bluegrass! Uh, don't mention it to bigel though.
Earl (Trombone) And just how am I supposed to play bluegrass on a trombone? Jefffeeee!
Frank IBC (casaba) - This instrument is also known as the balaphone - a merimba made with casaba gourds and wooden keys struck with tire-rubber-tipped mallets. The mountainous and forested Guinea is the province of the balaphone...
Lewis (Clavicord) -zorkie, my dog plays the butt trumpet. Can he have a part?
TalkinKamel (Kazoo) -All the blood is rushing to my head, hellllp!
Lyana (Harp) -I'm sorry to take an extra chair Jefe, but I need my anchovies close to me, *slurp*.
Ed Mahmoud (alto sax) -Those *are* real breasts. Fake breasts don't splay out like that.
militarybrat (Kettle Drum) -Why are DL men so obsessed with boobs? Will this be televised?
RadioMattM (Tuning Fork) -You're asking me? You know I only do radio.
Q (Crash cymbals) -Speaking of S&M, I hear German girls like it...
packen (Tambourine) -Q! Less smut, more music! Practice, man!
Beagle (Cow bell) -I'm tired of practicing packen. I think I'd enjoy more smut.
Aisha (Wardrobe) -The ladies must wear hijab! Playing without hijab is Haraam! Aisha should know, infidels!
semite5000 (Didgeridoo) -$5000 is what they are going to have to pay me if I agree to this...
throbert (Mouth organ) -This band is *definitely* not ready for primetime! They've managed to put Rugby and Soccer off their favorite foods. They have even quit sleeping on Portia's red fishnets.
Portia (Bass fiddle) -And they expect me to play this thing with a sword in my hand? Ppppffffffft!
annie (Spoons) -How the heck do I play these Jefe? Why do I get utensils and everyone else gets an instument?
lawhawk (Second chair violin/Stage manager) -Second chair, huh? Just wait until I reach that rat-bastard agent of mine.
BigSmoke88 (Flute) -I can't believe I'm taking part in this travesty either, semite5000.
cba (Glockenspiel) -C'mon you mixers! A one and a two and a...
Dances With Typos (Bouzouki) -I just *knew* they would assign me an instrument that is tricky to spell!
monkeyweather (1st chair washboard) -It's easy DWT! B-O-O-Z-O-O-C-K-Y. Like getting scared in a zoo! Just sound it out! Yay!
zorkie (Zither) LOL!! psst, ev, let's sneak out and get a little PS2 time in...
ev (Accordion) -OK zorkie mou, but first can you move a little, I'm losing feeling in my thighs...
Mauro (Head roadie) zorkmidden! Bella mio! You are more than welcome to sit by me for awhile, rsrsrsrs!
texanista (Virginal) -Virginal? WOOHOO!!
longwhitecloud (Tour director) -Opening night is slated for New Zealand. Now..I know a fabulous B&B...
bigel (Gong) -I'm only playing in the USofA! Sheesh, the things I have to put up with.
DaveRay (English horn) -bigel, you don't know what you're talking about. Why, when I move to New Jersey...
AM42 (2nd chair washboard) -Get along you two or I'll post another picture of Theodore Tug! That is, if Frank hasn't already lifted it...
Fay (Wurlitzer organ) -Oy! You do that AM42, I will be forced to post a picture of Picnic Table Woman!
papijoe (Ukelele) -That's OK with me Fay, but no genitals...
RIP Ford (Slide Guitar) -What have I done, telling all these kvetchers how to use Photobucket? I've opened a Pandora's Box!
Thousand Sons (Tuba) -Heh heh, too late now my man. They are unleashed into the inky depths of the Crab Nebula, never to be put back again...KHAAAAN!!
jlfintx (Concertina) -Well, he didn't show me how to post them! Fay!!
roya (Harpsichord) -I have pictures too, Fay. Please give me an hour or two to go back to my blog and find them. Thank you.
floranista (Booking agent) -That's one ringy dingy...That's 2 ringy dingys...
Stormi (Bagpipes) -Cam!
Cam (Beer bottle) -Stormah!
KianB (Dutch traverso) -Heh, I knew they would have a big part for me, dude! (Dutch traverso, WTH?!?)
lady redhawk (Tin whistle) -I love the tin whistle, but this Southern Belle ain't too crazy about wearing a used beige tutu that's been on Parson's head and who knows where else! Lah-di-dah!
gutterfiend (Scenery) -I know what you mean lady redhawk. Can you believe they gave me an Etch-a-Sketch for the scenery?
parson (Psaltery) -Oh my, this could get out of hand...DLers, open your hymnals to page 312, we will sing all 7 verses...
Jauhara (1st Soprano) -At last! A starring role!
FloridaHeat (Castanets) -I do a mean flamenco! Someone finally assigned an appropriate instrument...
Albertanator (Marimba) -No dancing! Unless I get to perform the "Funky Chicken", that is...
Michael (Nehiloth) -Hey! I said I wasn't going to be in BOOL2 let alone this band! This is lame. Although my instrument is kind of cool...
Pete (Alois) (Finger cymbals) -Cmon Michael, it'll be fun! Yeah, that's the ticket!
Smug Monkey (Props) -Props? What kind of job is that? Props? I'd rather play the virginal...
Spiny Norman (Advertising) -Our posters won't be ready until tomorrow? And to think I left LGF for this gig.
Sojourner (Bass fiddle) -TS lovie, help me move this thing, it weighs a ton...HAH!! LAST!!
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