After having been locked in an asylum for several months, it's very refreshing to suddenly be transported to an alternate reality and assume the character of a carnivorous plant named Audrey. It's enjoyable being a carnivorous plant named Audrey; I spent my time chomping on the small pleasures in life like blood, and butterflies, and organic green smoothies that come in a cube. Life was good and I was content until I ate that damn bomb. Who would feed a bomb to a poor plant, you ask? A human
, that's who!
Comrades, sane and insane, old and young, feeble and strong, go play Feed Me, Seymour
and give a cheers to Sean Gleeson for another fun game!
I made it to Round 3 with a score of 387. And then I ate the bomb.