discarded lies: thursday, march 30, 2017 12:01 am zst
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zorkmidden in Discarded Lies:
I swear, you shoot me one more time, I'm gonna give you your gun back, you bastard!
The Palestinian Authority foreign minister announced that the PA will not disarm terrorists. That in itself is a silly decision but the fact that the announcement came hours after a three-hour gunfight with 40 terrorists who had attacked the PA headquarters in Gaza, made it one of the silliest things I've read all week. Second silliest thing I've read: the same foreign minister advising the terrorists to not break the law. I would laugh at all this silliness but unfortunately people are dying because of slaphappy boneheads like Mr Al-Kidwa.
Palestinian Authority (PA) foreign minister Nasser al-Kidwa declared on PA television, "The dismantling of armed organizations is not on the table because weapons are legal as long as the occupation exists. Possession of weapons is a strategic issue as long as there is occupation." Al-Kidwa, a nephew of former PLO leader Yasser Arafat, added that terrorists' should not use their weapons to break the law.
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kianb in Pahlaver:
Sean Penn in Tehran
It looks like the cops were fed up with Sean Penn, driving around drunk with loaded guns and beating his girl friends, so they sent him to Iran, hoping he would stay away from the trouble for a while.
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zorkmidden in Discarded Lies:
Praying for Love at Martyrs Paradise
There's a cemetery in Afghanistan where people go to pray for miracles or to get pregnant or to fall in love. The people buried there are Taliban and al Qaeda members who were killed during the war, which makes them martyrs to begin with, and since they were killed inside the mosque where they were hiding, that makes them extra-special martyrs. I don't know what to make of this grave marker though: "this is the leg of an Arab". I'm trying to think how a prayer would go - "I pray to the leg of an Arab to help me find true love..." and I can't go beyond that because I start laughing.
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To Win the War on Terrorism
I have been after my brother to write something for a post since he got back from Iraq. In the talks that we have had about politics, war, and the state of the world since then, we seem to be in agreement that part of the problem in this war is that the American people have it too cushy, too soft, and aren't trying as hard as they can for victory. With such an (to us) obvious way to strike a major blow at terrorists through their funding (imagine the horror of the Sauds if we suddenly stop needing their oil!), one has to wonder first, why we haven't done this yet; and second, why we are not advocating this to everyone we know. Our grandparents gave up driving, pantyhose, grew victory gardens, went meatless some days of the week - and all to win a war. Can we have as much fortitude? We should start now. We cannot lose this war, we dare not lose this war, and it is in our best interest to win as quickly as possible.

Now - here is my brother's idea on how we can really win the war - we AT HOME! We who wonder what we can do! Here's the blow we can strike. Is this too much to ask when there are those willing to die for us?

militarybrat/airforcewife

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zorkmidden in Discarded Lies:
Rami Watid at the Mercy of Jewlicious
We told you back in April about this kid in Jaffa, Rami Watid who won a History of Zionism contest sponsored by the city of Tel Aviv. As you may recall, he got a certificate and a trophy for his efforts. At the time we thought this kind of sucked. I mean an Arab-Israeli kid wins a Zionism contest and all he got was some crappy stuff? This kid is an example not just to all Israeli kids but to, like, everyone! At the time I suggested we get him an XBox game console but no one sent cash and everyone seemed to have forgotten about Rami.
So what happened? Go find out: Rami Watid Gets What’s Coming to Him

(a cold Pilsner Urquell to packen)
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zorkmidden in Discarded Lies:
With Sweetness
How can I not admire and respect Condoleezza Rice? Rice Takes to Stage to Aid Ailing Soprano
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zorkmidden in Discarded Lies:
Never on Sunday
...so let's just pretend it's Saturday. Now tell us about your sex habits!

What kind of kisser are you?

What's your sexy Brazilian name?

And your stripper name?

Ladies, we also need to know the names of your boobies and gentlemen, please tell us the name of your penis.

This concludes our sex survey. Thank you and you may put your clothes back on.
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