While checking out the server logs, I saw a lot of frustrated Google searchers that may never have found what they were looking for. So I've decided to help them out.
- who is the gay weatherman
Contrary to what you may have heard, his rectum is a diode.
- "scrotum reduction"
I know how you feel. As for me, I had to have my penis reduced because it was just too large. It's still too large for most females, but now it's not redonkulous.
- disgusting foods that are ok to eat
Haggis, wild or farmed.
- chicken finger disorders
BillyWitchDoctor.com. One convenient locations...in Africa.
- naked male hippies
WHAT is WRONG with you.
- place to buy broken laptops
eBay. This is the most reliable place to obtain a broken laptop. The trick is to pretend you're trying to buy a working one, and pay full price for it. If anything ever shows up at all, it will be either a box full of rocks or a broken laptop.
- get rid of a friend
Easy. Show him your naked male hippie pic collection.
- bmw nazi
No BMW for you! Come back one year! Next!
-phobia of dishwashers
The dishwasher is more scared of you than you are of it.
- dick bleed
Pinch it closed, and hold the head up until the bleeding stops.
- how to become a janitor
The position is hereditary. If your dad isn't a janitor, the only way to get in is to kill a janitor and take his place.
- Home Depot shoplifting policy
Go right ahead. It's not like the employees ever pay attention to the customers, so who's gonna notice?
- WHAT TO DO IF YOU HIT THE LOTTERY
Give me the money for safekeeping.
- stereotypes of weathermen
They never stop thanking you for teaching them about HTML colors.
- masturbation position
I'm all for it.
- convinced into stripping
Pimpin' ain't easy.
- what to expect at interview with toyota canada
Engine sludge. Or so I'm told!
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