Listen here, Your Majesty
My esteemed comrade made you an offer
the other day, an offer you should not refuse. Do you realise, dear King, what an opportunity we're giving you? Do you think we invite just anyone to join bloggie? Well, we don't! You caught us in a moment of generosity and now you take advantage of it?!
Out of respect for your royalness and sickness and old age, we will extend our way-too-generous offer. Now, leave your boring old French blog and come blog with us! Your official bloggie title will be "Retired Comrade King" and you can have an extra pillow and all the posts you want to write (English only, see contract for details). Your responsibilities will include regaling us with stories from your exile (English only, see contract for details), posting bits and pieces of your memoirs (English only, see contract for details), telling us anecdotes and songs from Cambodia (English but some French allowed, see contract for details). Once again, this is an unprecedented opportunity to spend your royal golden years blogging in style. And we can teach you code!
You have until tomorrow, dear King. Please do not wait until the last minute, I'm sure you're aware there are thousands of other royals waiting to pounce upon an open blogging spot. If you refuse, you will face immediate delinkment. I suggest you don't refuse.