I love Borowitz. :)

[ #12 ]/ Penny Soaky: [ the thirty-eighth time’s the charm. ]/

' Agreeing that America was suffering from “scandal fatigue,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.-S. Carolina) said, “If even one of

[ #11 ]/ zorkmidden: War on Christmas! War on Christmas! War on Christmas!

How sweet and smart! I love seeing those two traits used together.

Holy Tea Party Martyrs of Perpetual Martyrdom.

Can't read it, links take me to their front page.

I wish there were more doctors like him showing adult patients the same consideration.

Correction: Only French Guiana, Guadelope, Martinique, Mayotte and Reunion are French Departments, where French law applies by default. The other

Overseas territories of France: South America: French Guiana Caribbean: Guadeloupe, Martinique, St. Barthelmy, St. Martin North America:

[ And now France (and all of its overseas possessions). ]/

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Maybe he was talking about his supply of pot.

Fascinating, what a scum bag!

Heres the Gladiator phrase that made squirm a bit: "Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops.

Well, I guess this will make folks forget about Marion Barry for a little while.

Oh, Rob. I hope he's the mayor of Toronto forever and ever.

Gawker wasn't willing to spend the six figures being asked, but they traveled to Toronto and saw the video. Now

[ NBC's Lisa Myers reported this morning that the IRS deliberately chose not to reveal that it had wrongly