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Notes from the wastebasket
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A fence, a love affair, and a question of content
zorkie: Make it higher, ev!
evariste: It's already 36 feet high, zorkie! Nobody can scale this, I promise you!
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Rude Interruption
Today's episode of BOOL has been pre-emptied by a pirate transmission of the Emergency Blogcast System.
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Postcard
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The Brochure
In the middle of the living room at Bloggie HQ, evariste and zorkmidden are sitting on straw mats at an ankle-high table with a backgammon board on it. Two ouzo glasses, a small pile of lint from evariste's pocket, two pairs of eyeglasses (evariste's are smudgy), and two plates with olives, sliced tomatoes, and feta cheese take up the rest of the table. evariste's plate is mostly eaten. zorkie's is mostly eaten too, except for the "corners" of the olives and the "corners" of the sliced tomatoes and the "corners" of the feta cheese. evariste is tense and wild-eyed. zorkie is calmly cutting the "corners" off another olive. Two very spoiled and ugly little animals, which barely qualify as dogs, are gazing at the olive adoringly, completely captivated and totally enthralled. evariste is smoking a nargileh. Gypsy music is playing on the cd changer.
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Ferkakta Central Services
--Welcome to Ferkakta Central Services Voice Mail System. For the Bakery, press 2. For the Sheriff's department, press 1. For Emergency Services, press 6. For the Mayor's office, press 3. For the Deli, press 8. For Public Relations, press 0 for the operator. To press 3, press 7. To press 4, press #. To press 8, press 1. To press 6, press 2. To press 7, press 5. To press 0, press *. To press *, press 9.

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Strategic Strategizing
In the diner, in an atmosphere full of gloom and doom...
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The Visitor
It's another dark and stormy night on bloggie and Officer CynDee Lou is once again on night patrol when she suddenly spots a disheveled man typing at a very high speed...
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We Know Who Did It
In the heart of the Internet, somewhere in Arkansas, there's a very tall building where Internet Customers In Need can consult The Internet's Detective Agency. The oldest and most respected establishment on the web, The Internet's Detective Agency is owned and operated by the Dandruffella family, "three generations of web aristocracy", as the gold plaque on the door indicates.
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A Personal Touch
Other than a few scribbles of "Is Frank going?" and something that looked like "I love you, Portia!" the Ferkakta sign-up list was awfully blank. evariste was nowhere to be found, as usual, and so, with a heavy sigh, zorkie reviews her trusted U.N. Guide to Diplomacy and Persuasion and sets to work.
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The Specialist
Taking advantage of Sine's conspicuous and protracted absence, evariste and zorkie have taken over the diner. Dirty pans are piled in the sink, tea stains decorate the placemats, and the hyperlinkopotamus is softly snoring on top of the kitchen counter after having eaten everyone's leftovers and the kitchen garbage. It's about midmorning, and while zorkie is furiously typing about things and evariste is hovering over the stove looking mysterious and dangerous, guess who walks in...
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The Breakfast Club
As another stormy morning dawns on bloggie, somewhere between the overnight thread and the first post of the day...
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Check Your Email!
While evariste and zorkie are blissfully asleep after a hard day's trial, all around the web, on multi-homed networks, packets are madly hopping from one cogent internet backbone to another. The comrades are frantically peering.
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The Verdict
evariste and zorkie (minus her one shoe) are limping back to bloggie. The street outside the courtroom is empty, it's dinnertime and the comrades have gone home. Torn "La Vache Qui Rit" wrappers litter the sidewalk and someone has spray-painted "Portia, I love you!" in huge, red letters on the courthouse wall.

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The Trial
The terrible hour of justice has finally arrived. Outside the courtroom, crowds of people are chanting "Free The Bloggie Two!" and "Bloggie Lives!" and a smell of cheese permeates the atmosphere. The comrades have gathered for support. Mass hugs follow. Meanwhile, inside the courtroom...

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MI5 Ladies Auxiliary
evariste and zorkie, still shocked and stunned by the shocking, stunning Ferkakta news, are in the diner drinking cognac--for medicinal purposes--and contemplating the seriousness of the situation, when their contemplation is interrupted by the arrival of...
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The Immigrant's Tale
packen enters the bloggie employee lounge and puts her purse in her locker. She notices the new message on the bulletin board - "Brother Comrades, for your own protection, keep all knives away from Laura!" - and chuckles, wondering which newbie got cut last night. She inspects the new fridge magnets - the kids never thought twice about spending money on crap but God forbid they should think about giving a raise to people who work their asses off for them! packen shakes her head at the injustice, puts on her pajamas and with a sigh, exits the lounge and goes off to start her bloggie shift.
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Comrades to the Rescue
Stunned by the Ferkakta news, evariste is assessing the situation with his hands safely tucked inside his santa-claus-skiing shorts, like he does, while zorkie is furiously calling around for advice in the matter. Like she does.
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Message From Above
A very mysterious gathering is taking place in the kitchen. It's smacking of bitter conspiracies and hidden secrets involving Jews, Muslims, Christians, Atheists and Non-Denominationals.
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In The Kitchen With Ev
While zorkie lays in bed, painting her toenails and waiting for her cup of tea, evariste is in the diner, engaged in a violent struggle against the foreign occupiers who have invaded his bloggie wanting to steal his God-only-knows-what.
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The Morning Of Our Trials
evariste wakes up and rubs his belly. It feels awfully flat and he looks around in alarm. Was it a dream? Okay, so kianb said take one pill and ev took eight but they wouldn't make him think he was pregnant, would they? ev suspects that he's been thrown in some fresh hell again and runs to wake up the fresh hell expert. His short, fat hyperlinkopotamus follows him happily.
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To The Cemetery
In the middle of the dark and stormy night, a big, rusty, steel gate opens with a loud creak. A group of comrades are tiptoeing on the path next to the outer walls of bloggie.
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In The Basement
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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night
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Dress Rehearsal
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